UHD Photoquality Image, 8K, Unreal Engine Render, hyper- detailed, hyper- realistic, A dramatic reimagining of the famous painting "Washington Crossing the Delaware, " with General George Washington and his men in a battered rowboat made entirely of golden, crispy fried breading, their uniforms also encrusted in crunchy fried textures, steam rising off the hot crispy edges in the cold winter air, a battered American flag catching the wind, the icy river appearing lightly breaded with floating chunks of crumb, cinematic lighting, epic scale, high dynamic range, surreal comedic effect, maximum detail, vivid color, perfect clarity, masterpiece